Friday, September 21, 2012

Grappling with Procrastination, or Letting the Inner Monkey Off Its Chain


Once, a long time ago, I had a crippling bout of procrastination.  I had just gotten a grant to work on my writing, the money was going to last for a year so all of a sudden I didn’t have to be anywhere, didn’t have to go to a job or try to get a job, and I somehow got into a vicious cycle where I couldn’t make myself do anything productive at all.  When I was right on the edge of it I put my dirty dishes in the sink and covered them with soapy water and there they sat, smelling worse and worse, for about three days, while I sat in a chair in my living room feeling crippled with ennui and guilt.  Two things helped me get out of it:  One was that I called a friend, a guy who worked as a “shovel bum” in the office of the State Archeologist where I’d had my most recent job, and told him about my problem.  “I’d do the dishes first,” he said, in a cheerful practical, non-judging way, and somehow the fact that he told me exactly what to do without judgment or any kind of controlling, gave me the energy to get up and do the dishes.  The other thing that helped was that as I was sitting in my chair, unable to do anything but sit there except eventually the dishes, I started reading The Shining by Steven King.  That book scared me so much it totally changed my mental landscape and by the time I had finished reading it I was in a completely different place -- maybe it’s not possible to hold boredom and terror in your mind at the same time.  All I know is that after I did my dishes and finished that book I was able to pick myself up, apply myself to my new life where I had all my time to write, and be energetic and productive again. 
I’m not sure how much of that story can be applied to someone else’s situation, except to say that maybe when you get into a place of procrastination, you should try calling a friend, someone practical and nonjudgmental, and ask them what to do first.  Or maybe you should just ask yourself:  Pick only one thing to do – the bare minimum that you can get by with on that day – and do that.  Then let yourself off the hook for the rest of the day.  I do believe that scaling back to the bare minimum and deciding to let yourself not do the rest – just for today -- is a good idea when you really don’t feel like doing anything.   I think that’s because guilt and negative self-talk – although it might seem like they’re helping you by trying to motivate you – may actually be the very thing that’s keeping you from being productive. 
 Consider (and maybe see my August 6, 2012 post, “The Power of Flexibility”):  If you tie a monkey to a tree it’ll try to get away, but if you leave the monkey alone near the tree, its own curiosity will propel it toward it.  Both the tree and the monkey are parts of you.  The tree is what you think you should be doing, what you think you must do in order to be a good, successful, whatever person, and the monkey is your will, the part of you that wants to do something or not do something.  If you keep tying the monkey to the tree – i.e., telling it over and over that it should be doing a certain list of things, if you keep beating the monkey with a figurative stick because it won’t do those things, it’ll just keep trying to get away.  So you need to find some way to make the monkey want to do what it needs to do.
When you’ve been stuck in ennui and inertia (what they call sloth in the Bible, one of the seven deadly sins – how’s that for monkey-beating language?), the first step in getting back your motivation is probably to let your inner monkey off its chain.  This might look like deciding that, just for today, you’re not going to do all those things you think you should do, ought to do, need to do, and pick one small thing that you do actually want to do.  (This may be surprisingly hard – sometimes our sense that we’re supposed to do some thing or things is so strong we can’t let go of the idea that we must make ourselves do it today – then we get stuck longer in the whole inertia cycle.)
And maybe – this is even harder – you could try doing absolutely nothing for a whole day. 
Someone I know once told me that she spent a whole Saturday lying around watching TV and not doing anything else, not because she wanted to, but because she couldn’t make herself do anything different.   She had a busy full-time job, a live-in partner, and no kids – if you have kids it’s a whole different story, I know, but maybe there are things those of us with kids can learn from her story too; we’ll talk about that another day.
My friend said she felt really bad and guilty doing nothing all day.  She kept worrying about what she needed to do, but somehow she couldn’t stop just sitting on her couch watching TV.  Then the next day, which was Sunday, she was almost supernaturally productive and energized:  She cleaned every single room in her house, cleaned out her refrigerator and a closet, caught up on some old emails, and did a whole bunch of other stuff she’d been putting off for a long time.  
Just hearing that story gave me a visceral feeling of relief – a good, happy, relaxed-inner-monkey kind of feeling.  And I knew there was something there for all of us to learn – something about the soil lying fallow for a while in order to produce a good crop, about renewal and regeneration and the fact that it really, really is okay – maybe even necessary – for us to take time to rest.  It might even help us get a whole lot more done.  And it might not cure every case of procrastination but it could be a good place to start.

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